Chronically Unimpressed

ur thighs can never be “too thick”

hedlunds:

you cannot tell me there was absolutely no gay sex in the glade from maze runner. you cannot tell me that.

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

mulders:

i can’t believe i had to read this with my own two eyes

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

softlycanthropy:

softlycanthropy:

teen wolf au where everything is the same except derek has always had a bert reynolds-inspired porn stache

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

2.5 miles in 33 minutes. 2 miles were running.

devildoll:

I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR
I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS
I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE
[HYSTERIA INTENSIFIES]
(x)
ETA: Guys. It’s for a  movie.

devildoll:

I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR

I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS

I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE

[HYSTERIA INTENSIFIES]

(x)

ETA: Guys. It’s for a  movie.